#Joke May 27
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In May 2025, many of us have decided to participate in the 30-Day Golf Coach4aday Challenge. Each day the goal is to share something about a particular golf course, golf equipment, or to actually get on the course and play a few holes. Golf is the only sport where you can be furious, humbled, and ecstatic—all in the span of one hole, and still call it “relaxing.” It’s a game where you are cajoling and chasing a tiny ball into a gopher hole. For many it becomes a lifelong obsession and an excuse to buy outrageous pants and the latest driver.
Today my golf observation is on a golf JOKE.
This challenge will not be for everybody but there are plenty that enjoy the game despite not being anywhere close to playing at a high level. That includes me.
Golf 30-Day Challenge Guidelines
As with previous challenges, participants are encouraged to adapt the guidelines to fit their own circumstances. If you can, commit to getting out on the golf course—but if that’s not in the cards, share a story about a favorite course or a piece of gear you love (or love to hate).
- Record something about your day on the course or talk about a golf course or piece of equipment.
- Share with a challenge partner if you have one.
- Join the conversation by posting on social media with the hashtag #Coach4adayChallenge
Day 27-Joke
Golf is a game that, in a single round, can blend frustration, surprise outcomes, and the clash between its polished image and its often-humbling nature. These elements together make it an ideal subject for light-hearted humor or jokes.
Some of my favorites has to do with three men of the cloth getting to playing their first round of golf in heaven.
Heaven Golf Joke
#1
Three recently departed clergy—a priest, a rabbi, and a pastor—find themselves playing their first round of golf in heaven. As they line up on the first tee on a par 4, they notice a fourth player strolling up: it’s Jesus, carrying his own clubs.
The priest says, “This is incredible—playing with the Son of God himself!”
The rabbi adds, “I wonder if he plays a perfect game.”
Then Jesus tees up, slices his drive into the water, but it skips across hits the cart path and rolls onto the green for a tap in eagle.
The pastor smiles and says, “Well, I guess when your dad designed the course, you get a few perks.”
#2
Three recently departed clergy—a priest, a rabbi, and a pastor—find themselves playing their first round of golf in heaven. What is amazing to them is the choice of golf courses available to them. For their first foray inside the pearly gates, they choose Augusta National and are accompanied by St Peter.
The round is going splendid especially with pace of play. No one is holding them up until they get to Amen Corner and they cannot believe what they are witnessing. There is a gentleman on the tee at #12 who has hit 3 consecutive shots into the water guarding the front of the green. After his 3rd unsuccessful tee shot goes submerged into the water he walks across the pond bending over to retrieve his 3 lost balls. He marches back to the tee where the priest mumbles to St Peter who does that guy think he is Jesus Christ. St Peter responds, “it is actually Jesus, but he thinks he is Scottie Scheffler.“
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